A computer makes as many mistakes in one second as three men working for thirty years straight.
A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren’t broken.
A fellow who is always declaring that he is no fool usually harbors suspicions to the contrary.
A friend in power is a friend lost.
A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it’s like to get wet.
A man will believe anything that does not cost him anything.
A narrow mind has a broad tongue
A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the greatest damage.